Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Happy Chinese New Year 2011 Bloggers!!

Happy Usasa Year 2011

Click For Larger View :D

Sincerely From,
Usasa :3

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Innocent Bitchy, Stop it.

Usasa Comic: Act Innocent is Sick and Bitchy

Innocent is Sick (Click to Enlarge)
Firstly, I would like to Declare that this Post is not suitable for "Real Kids" which is among 1 - 16 years old Kiddo because You Guys are probably the "Real Innocent Creatures" who should Fully Enjoying your Innocent Life right now. (No Offence for Old Creatures (Korkor & Jie Jie) Like Me :P)

Please Do me a Favor, CLICK (ZOOM) to ENLARGE MY COMIC Above so that you can Fully Read The Dialogs between these two "Innocent" Bunnies. :3

1) First type of Evil Innocent People is, They Act Innocent when They actually KNEW EVERYTHING.

Sometimes They are Just so Evil, they probably just want you to tell out everything then SHOOT you after you finish your Speech with what they knew earlier. = =. The reason for doing this is, THEY SEOK.
That's the way these People Get Attention by Letting you Down but it's really Failed in Social Issue lor.

2) The other type of Evil Innocent People is, They Use Innocent Tactic to GET BENEFITS.

Firstly, They get closed to you and express how Innocent They are until you have Trusted so much towards these type of "fake innocent sheep" and Expose every Secrets to Them. Day by day, You will know they are actually "Wolves that covering Sheeps' Skin". Pathetic isn't it? You have Trusted the Wrong Person.

No matter which type of Fake Innocent People you met in your life, Please remember, Do Act like an Adult but not 3-year-old, because It's Fake and Bitchy :P

Saturday, January 15, 2011

The Lucky Man Sneeze Out the Bullet

Usasa Gossip: Ha-Chiu! Can Save Your Life

The 2nd Post that I posted which related to Gun again xD ( If you haven't read my 1st post about Gun, please visit http://usasa-graphic-art.blogspot.com/2011/01/oklahoma-sex-game-tragedy.html) :P

Tuesday January 11,2011, Naples, Italy

A Luckiest Italian Man Ever,Darco Sangermano 28-year-old who Celebrated his New Year Eve in City of Naples  with his beloved gf and got HEADSHOT.  
Surprisingly, the reason he is still alive right now is because He had HA-CHIU out the Bullet. Amazing.

"He was a very lucky man, he could have been killed," Dr. Sid Berrone said. "The Bullet went Through his Temple, behind his Eye, entered the Nasal Cavity and then became Lodged in his Nostril before he Sneezed it out."

Haha, When God doesn't want you to Die now, It means Real. Believe that, Everything has been Planned. 

Perhaps You are the one who will ''Poo'' out a Bullet Someday? Then there's another Miracle again. :P HAHAHA

HA-CHIU! can Save Your Life. So Telling ''God Bless You'' to someone that just HA-CHIU seriously Make Sense! xP

Friday, January 14, 2011

The Truth of Human Being, Selfishness

Usasa Comic: Selfishness Looks Sucks, But Everyone still Loving It.

Selfishness (Click to Enlarge)

99/100 Percents of Human Beings are "Sell fish". ( You are not? Okay, You are Animal then :P)

From the day we were born, We started to become Evil,Selfish.

The day when You were 1, You don't want Daddy to share Breast Milk with you. :P

The day when You were 10, You don't Share your dolls/cars with your siblings/friends, you even Stole others.

The day when you were 20, You don't share your BF/GF with your BFFs. ( OF COURSE xD) 

People just hate Selfish People, but what you can't Deny is, You are the same type of person that others hate too. (When the time your selfishness started to grow. ) 

Don't Tend to Ignore your Selfishness because It somehow Leads to Disaster.

Accept the Fact that Selfish People are All Around You, but We Still have to Learn not to be so Selfish. (Indeed, People will love you more.) :)


Thursday, January 13, 2011

Sexual Abuse in Penang Orphanage Home

Usasa Gossip: Sexual Abuse between Teachers and The Orphans

St.Joseph's Home_Sexual Abuse

Tuesday January 11,2011, Penang, Malaysia

A business woman,41-year-old, Ms Lim reported that St.Joseph's Orphanage Home in Penang outbreaks that the Directors, Volunteer Teachers and Staffs of St.Joseph's Home are Long-Term Forcing and Lying to the Orphans by Sexual Abuse, Rape and Sodomy (鸡奸) them.

At the same time, Those Naive Orphans did not know about the sexual abuses, so they started to Learn to Rape and Sodomy their Companion Friends (the other orphans) as they thought that it is just a Game. They even have Group Sex Game together.

The Media Kaypo-ing and Waiting outside of St.Joseph's Home
Police are still investigating this case and if the case is convicted, they could be sentenced up to 30 years imprisonment.

Things always happened Ridiculously. Kids are naive and this is just too cruel for Them :( Perhaps after the investigation, this is just a mistake, better than it's true.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Do you Believe in 2012 Doomsday?

Usasa Comic: What Will You Do before 2012 DoomsDay?

2012 Doomsday (Click to Enlarge)

Most Mayan code analysts believed that the date of End of the World translates to December 21, 2012. What do you think?

For me, what I can't deny is, The "2012 Movie" is a Legend, because it leads EVERYONE started to gossip about the Topic of ''2012 Doomsday, End of the World''.  When the whole world starts to talk about this, then it become a Trend.

Okay. Let's predict that Doomsday 2012 is true. That means we still have ONE year plus to live in this wonderful world, What will you do for your Last Year? :P

I would definately be the one who rob all of LV, GUCCI, CHANEL BAGS and ACCESSORIES and ACT LIKE A RICH BITCH for the WHOLE YEAR xD hahahahahahahahaha (aiyo,Jokin lar :P)

Please don't believe that 2012 Doomsday is True until you can Shake Leg at home all day long for the reason ''You are Going to Die Soon'' , kay?

People can't Foresee the future, that's why there's so many Rumor about 2012.
Who knows that Doomsday might be just a JOKE? or just a tactic to promote the 2012 Movie? :P

Whether you believe something will happen on December 21, 2012 or not, Please believe that you still have a Lot of Things that you haven't Fulfill and Please do all your best to Fulfill it NOW to avoid any Regrets!! :)

Thursday, January 6, 2011

That's Hurt!

Usasa Comic: Deeply Hurt, Deeply Remembered.

CheerUp! (Click for better view)

Sometimes, Life is Misery. Spiteful Words are all around You but the only Thing that You can do is, be Hard-Hearted enough and Get Over It.

 Please never ever hurt the others as when you knew how bad is the feeling of being hurt. The one you help, They wont remember it, but the one you hurt, They won't ever forget it.

There's a quote from Jane Fonda, "When you can't Remember why You're hurt, that's When you're Healed."

Get Over the Pain, Cheer Up People ! :)

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Is Nokia 3310 still Familiar to You?

Usasa Comic: Iphone in 2011 equals to Nokia3310 in 2001

Nokia3310 is an Antique (Click for clearer wording)

Handsome and Pretty, Is this phone looks familiar to you guys? (= = OF COURSE)
Iphone 4g in White ( I prefer White one :3)

How about this one?
The Best Phone ever

In fact, These are two of very popular phones that leading the Trend. But somehow, just over a decade, Nokia 3310 was replaced by Iphone.

(Don't you guys still remember how ''hot'' Nokia 3310 was last time?)

I was wondering, after a decade which means in year 2021, Which phone will going to replace our IPhone? ( Perhaps Usasa Phone?):P Muahahahaha

Please Don't misunderstand that I encourage you guys to use back Nokia3310 xD

I Just want to share with you guys,
Don't learn the attitude of, Love the New and Loathe the Old.    

( I'm learning too >w<)

Sometimes, the old one could be the better one :D

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

The Saw VII Screen Play (18SG)

Usasa Gossip : The Saw 7 PrintScreen Preview

The Saw VII in 3D

Yesterday I just watched a superb nice movie, I believe some of you have watched it since it released quite a long time. Honestly, I'm The Saw Fans. Kekekeke. :P

For the reason I live in Malaysia, a "Wonderful" Country ever, I can't watch it in 3D. Ha-Ha-Ha. ( I guess The Saw in 3D will never ever available for Malaysia GSC? = =)

But For those who havent watch it, you can PM me for the movie. :)

I got it in AVI video file.
You can choose whether you want 700MB or 4GB video size. (It depends on how clear you want to see those bloody thingy x3 )

Here are some of the Screen that I have printed for those who haven't watch it. ( It tooks me 1 hour to printscreen kay >< MUST WATCH!!! :P) Enjoy :D Please Enlarge each of the photos x) Hehehe

Screen 1 (Outdoor)
Enlarge for clearer bloody View xD ( Hot Asian Girl :P)

Screen 2 (Indoor)
Enlarge for clearer bloody View xD

Screen 3 (Ending)
Enlarge for clearer bloody View xD

Of course this is just part of it, Please watch the movie if you are interested :D ( Infact, I couldn't stand anymore to keep rewind those bloody screen for printscreen, Feel like throwing out = = )

So, Movie that Usasa recommend lately: The Saw 7 :) 
Watch it now !

Monday, January 3, 2011

Designer Job Scope

Designer's Job Scope : Transform Shit into Diamond

I'm a Facqynn Desynor (Enlarge for clearer view)
 Designer always looks "Awesome" for certain type of people, they feel that we looks very easy to complete a task. (" You JUST need to draw, then you can earn money, aren't you?")  
There's something you don't know about designer.

For instance :

Client: Hey, I pay you Rm50, please settle this namecard for me. I've done this namecard but I JUST need you to make it more "outstanding".

So, we did it, as the client said, make it more "outstanding".

Client replied: Hey, This is not the one i am looking for, please change it for me again.

Okay, this time we make it from "shit into better shit".

Client replied : Ya, This looks better, but it still lack of something. ( Oh yea, Client always thought that we can read their mind without any clue = =)

So after 10 TIMES of changing, we makes that namecard from "better shit into Gold and into Platinum".


After 20 TIMES of changing, we transform that namecard from "Platinum into Diamond". 

AT LAST, the client replied: This namecard looks just fine for me.(without any Great or Bravo kind of praise or commend) Thanks.

The main point is, for 20 TIMES of changing of the design, We get Rm50.


Yeah, That's Designer's Job Scope, Transform Shit into Diamond, Agree? :)

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Oklahoma Sex Game Tragedy

Usasa Gossip : Don't Play with "Two Guns" During Sex Play


Thursday December 30, 2010 ,Oklahoma  City, US

The day before count down for 2011, there's a funny news released in US, Here's the story.

Arthur Sedille,23-year-old ( The one who playing "Two Guns" During Sex Play) was arrested and charged with first-degree murder in the death of his 50-year-old wife, Rebecca Sedille. 

Arthur told the police he often engaged in sexual fantasies involving the use of a gun with his wife, but this time, he was playing a fantasy sex game with a loaded gun when he accidentally shot his wife, Rebecca Sedille. He said that he did not know that the gun was loaded at the time. 

This woman, Rebecca Sedille is so greedy, you know why? Obviously She was playing with a "23-year-old Gun" yet she still needs an extra Gun to ''get high'' ! LOL

Ekhem, Back to the topic. This is totally a sex game that went wrong and leads to death. You can S/M by using Candles, Rope, Cucumber? Coconut? Watermelon? and etc but seriously not a REAL GUN.

So :
Girls, One gun is enough kay? x) Don't go so WILD. hehehe
Guys, Have to be confident towards your "GUN" !You dont need a second one ! xD


Saturday, January 1, 2011

Usasa's Here!


Hai Boys and Girls, Kor kor and Jeh Jeh,Aunty and Uncle, Alien and Predator, Bunny and Bunny~ LOL 


Obviously, I am NEW here. Kindly add me up or link with me or FOLLOW ME if you are blogger !! kay? :3 I appreciate it~

This Blog is to post some of my artworks and comics about Usasa's Views and Thoughts. 

I am a Freelancer too,kindly email to estherooish@gmail.com if you have any freelance jobs. :3 

Hope you guys enjoy my works and please leave me a msg if you have anything to chat with me ( the chat box at right hand side). Hehehehe 

Muackz ! Will update soon ;)